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THE STORY SO FAR...

From busking on the streets of Nottingham, to headlining Brighton Alt-Pride, Cheap Dirty Horse’s message of angry hope is filling venues and speaking for a generation. Now they are about to embark on a headline tour of Europe and press their first album.

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Cheap Dirty Horse's raucous, empowering music has secured main support slots with folk-punk legends Apes of The State, Pigeon Pit and Bridge City Sinners. Their fierce DIY work ethic and non-stop touring schedule has refined raw chaos and anger into a tight, energetic live set. It is no surprise that their dirty bass and booming drums have pulled in crowds at 2000 Trees, Bearded Theory and Latitude.

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THE ART & CRIME MOVEMENT

Beyond the festival field, the band is finding their way into people’s phones, with over 5 million total views fueled by stealing (thanks to viral hit "On The Rob").

 

They have cultivated a loyal fanbase of 100,000 social media followers across platforms, all eager for songs about dead billionaires, love, and octopi.

 

Cheap Dirty Horse are the voice of a queer generation fighting to simply exist.

Debut Album

DEBUT ALBUM

This year is an exciting new chapter for the band.​ After a string of well-recieved DIY singles, the band recently took to the studio to record their debut album, "GET A REAL JOB!" which is currently in the mastering stage.

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Given the anticipated demand for this album on physical formats, the band is now actively seeking an arrangement with a label or distributor. With strong ticket sales and an album ready to launch, 2027 is going to be the year of the Horse.

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Click here to listen to the unreleased album early!

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THANK YOU, LOVE YOU, THANK YOU, BYE!

© 2026 by CHEAP DIRTY HORSE.

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